There’s a saying that studying for professional exams is a marathon and not a sprint.
In other words, it’s a long hard journey to reach the exam finish line and not just a quick sprint to exam glory. Anyone that has qualified as an accountant will fully appreciate that it’s hard work and certainly feels more like a marathon than a sprint!
So qualifying as an accountant can be compared to a marathon race although one thing for sure is that you shouldn’t adopt the approach that Mr Rob Sloan took when he recently ran the Kielder Marathon in the UK.
Mr Sloan was 20 miles through the 26 mile race when he decided to give up because he was feeling tired. He then got on a bus and headed home.
As luck would have it though his bus home went near the finish line and he jumped off just before the finish line. He then hid behind some trees and came back to the course when he thought no one was looking and then sprinted to 3rd place.
Mr Sloan was awarded the medal for 3rd place but luckily for the honest runners in the race, his cheating was eventually found out and he was disqualified from the race and is now facing a ban from his running club.
It’s only the examiners that know for sure what’s in the December 2011 ACCA exams but we’ve put together a list of subject areas that we’d personally make sure we knew pretty well in the run up to the exams.
We’ve also added to our free ACCA and CIMA courses by launching free online training courses on Facebook towards ACCA’s Foundations in Accountancy (FIA) qualifications and these courses can also be found at www.facebook.com/theexpgroup
Good luck to those of you that are studying for the exams and I hope the final sprint goes well and you’re not forced to “get on the bus” half way through…
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A lot of companies seem to mistakenly focus most of their effort on getting new clients rather than looking after their existing ones.
Some companies are so concerned with getting new clients that they forget about their existing clients and they end up winning one new client but losing two existing ones.
The benefits of having loyal customers who undertake repeat purchases can be substantial.
I’m not sure though that many companies will have as loyal a customer as Mr Thomas Stuker.
Mr Stuker is a sales consultant and has made nearly 6,000 flights with United Airlines.
To put that into perspective he’s accumulated 10 million air miles with them and has flown the equivalent of 400 times around the world.
To say he is a frequent flyer is stating the obvious and from the airline’s point of view, assuming an average cost of $300 per flight that’s a nice $1.8 million dollars revenue as a result of his flights.
Now United Airlines understandably appreciate his custom and when he reached the 10 million mile landmark the airline announced that they were going to name one of their planes after him and award him free upgrades for life.
Anyone who flies a lot will appreciate that you can accumulate “airmiles” with airlines as part of their loyalty programmes.
United Airlines are part of the Star Alliance mileage programme so Mr Stuker will no doubt be excitedly looking forward to some free flights for him and his family as a result of the 10 million miles he’s accumulated.
Then again, after flying the equivalent of 400 times around the world with his job he may well prefer to take his next holiday at home…
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There’s a well known technique in public speaking of batching topics in groups of three.
The general idea is that it helps with the flow of the presentation and it’s easier for the audience to remember.
Unfortunately for US presidential hopeful Rick Perry, three topics were one too many when he spoke last night at the live presidential nomination debate for the US Republican candidate.
The speakers at the debate were all candidates to lead the Republican Party in next year’s US Presidential election against President Obama.
Mr Perry was in the process of listing the three US government departments he would abolish if he was elected president when he forgot what the third one would be.
His exact words were:
“I will tell you: It’s three agencies of government, when I get there, that are gone: Commerce, Education and the….. what’s the third one there? Let’s see….. OK. So Commerce, Education and the…..the third agency of government I would…..I would do away with the Education, the….. Commerce and…..let’s see….. I can’t. The third one, I can’t. Sorry. Oops.”
Now, we all make mistakes at one stage or another when speaking in public so is this really something for Mr Perry to worry about?
After all, the debates are only seen as one of the key deciders in whether somebody will win the nomination or not and they were only seen live on primetime TV across America. The press and TV in American are also only talking about it all the time.
Now, any of you studying professional exams will appreciate that two out of three is 66.67% and I’m sure that if you got 67% in your exams you’d see that as a success.
A potential future president of America only being able to remember 2 out of 3 of his proposed policies though probably isn’t so good.
The video of Mr Perry’s performance can be found here and get ready to cringe with embarrassment.
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Companies from which of the following countries are most likely to bribe when doing business abroad?
Is it China, Netherlands, Russia or Switzerland?
My feeling is that a lot of you will probably be able to guess the correct answer but in case you’re struggling to identify which ones are most likely to make illegal payments then according to a survey of 3,000 business executives undertaken by Transparency International, companies from Russia and China are the most likely to pay bribes when doing business abroad.
Transparency International Chair, Huguette Labelle said“It is clear that bribery remains a routine business practice for too many companies and runs throughout their business dealings, not just those with public officials. And companies that fail to prevent bribery in their supply chains run the risk of being prosecuted for the actions of employees and business partners.”
At the other end of the honesty scale are companies from the Netherlands and Switzerland. Companies from these two countries were found to be the most ethical when it came to bribes, or rather not making bribes.
It’s not just the countries that the companies are from that can have an impact on the likelihood of bribing but also the industry sector that they are working in.
Bribery was most likely to happen when public sector works and construction contracts were involved.
Agriculture was reported as being the least likely industry to find bribes.
So in summary, the purchases of unmarked brown envelopes which would fit a wad of cash in are likely to be significantly higher by a Russian construction company than a Dutch agricultural company.
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I recently visited Cardiff for a few days of work. Cardiff is the capital of Wales and one thing you notice as soon as you enter Wales is that the road signs are written in both English and Welsh.
This reminded me of a production error which was reported a while ago which to me must rank as one of the funniest results of an out of office notification.
If used properly the out of office notification is a great tool as it lets the sender of the message know if you’re away for a while and who to contact in your absence.
The error here though involved Swansea Council in Wales who required a road sign saying:
“No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only”
They emailed their in-house translation service with a request for a translation of this phrase into Welsh and a reply came back with:
“Nid wyf yn y swyddfa ar hyn o bryd. Anfonwch unrhyw waith i’w gyfieithu”
They then produced the sign with both the English and Welsh text on it and put it in the required place by the side of the road.
It was a while later that some Welsh speakers noticed the road sign and it turned out that instead of telling drivers of heavy goods vehicles that they couldn’t drive down that particular road the Welsh text on the road sign actually said:
“I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated”
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Forget about the Eurozone crisis that is currently dominating the news and instead, here’s a nice bedtime story to tell your children…
So children, are you feeling tired and ready for your story?
Once upon a time, in a land far far away there was a man called Gordon Reece (or Mr G.Reece).
Now Mr G.Reece was enjoying himself in the sunshine when suddenly everyone in the world started feeling happy and some wealthy friends and banks offered to lend him as much money as he wanted.
Mr G.Reece shielded his eyes from the sun and shook his head in disbelief. He couldn’t believe it but he gladly accepted the loans and with all that money he decided to treat himself.
He bought some houses, cars and a new Sony Playstation.
He even employed a couple of people to help him keep his house and garden tidy.
Things were going well but suddenly people around the world started becoming unhappy and didn’t buy as many things as they used to.
Mr G.Reece suddenly realised he had spent all of the money he had borrowed and didn’t have any money left to pay the interest on the loans.
He had an idea though. He could surely just go to another bank and get a new loan so that he could pay the interest.
Alas for Mr. G.Reece the banks didn’t want to lend him any more money as they knew he couldn’t afford to pay them back.
He then had another idea. To reduce his outgoings he would get rid of one of his employees and pay the other one a lower salary.
His employees were so upset that they messed up his house and garden and told him that they would carry on messing up his house and garden until he reinstated the job and the previous salary.
He then suddenly remembered his wealthy friends that had lent him money (a Mr F.Rance and Mrs G.Ermany). He gave them a call, explained the situation and they kindly agreed to write off some of the debt he owed them and also gave him a bit of cash to help him through the next few weeks.
His interest payments were now lower which was good but he was still struggling to pay the interest and the wages of his employees.
He decided that maybe this time he should actually go and visit his wealthy friends Mr F.Rance and Mrs G.Ermany and persuade them to write off even more of the debt and maybe give him some more money.
He jumped on a plane and headed to see them. He was feeling fairly positive when he arrived to meet his wealthy friends but then his face suddenly dropped.
There, heading to see the wealthy friends were none other than Mr P.Ortugal, Mrs S.Pain and Mr I.Taly. Three of his poorer friends who were also hoping to be given some money.
The problem though is that the wealthy friends don’t have enough money to give to all of the poor friends.
So children, what can they do?
Well, it’s time to go to sleep now kids and the story will be continued another night so sleep well, sweet dreams and don’t have any nightmares…
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Sometimes things go missing. You search high and low and if you are lucky enough to find them again then you can be pretty happy.
Germany though has just found something that it didn’t even know was missing.
It’s not as though it’s simply some keys that have dropped down the back of the sofa. No, Germany has just found €55 billion.
This is a pretty significant amount and the “find” came about due to spotting an accounting error.
In October last year, FMS Wertmanagement was created when toxic loans and securities with a face value of nearly €175 billion were transferred to it from HRE bank which was nationalised in 2009.
In other words, a so called “bad bank” was created out of the insolvent parts of HRE bank whereby the bad parts (the toxic debts) of the HRE bank were moved to a separate bank (FMS Wertmanagement).
Moving the toxic debt to the “bad bank” meant that what stayed in the nationalised HRE bank was non toxic and the nationalised HRE bank became solvent. This would in thoery help ensure that HRE bank would make a full recovery.
The German Finance Ministry today announced that there had been a double booking of debt and that staff had inadvertently subtracted funds when they should have added them.
The end result is that the reversal of this accounting error means that German debt, as a percentage of GDP reduces from 83.7% to 81.1% – i.e. debt has fallen by 2.6 percentage points.
So, in summary some good news for the German economy.
I should also mention that if the person that made the initial accounting error is by any chance reading this then we do run a wide variety of training programmes including our introduction to finance range of courses…
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We’ve all been there. Sat in a meeting when suddenly somebody’s mobile phone starts ringing and there’s a mad rush by that person to grab the ringing phone and turn it off.
It’s often the case that the person with the “cheesiest” ring tone is the one that forgets to put their phone on silent.
When the phone rings there’s usually a mumbled apology along with a slightly embarrassed look but then the meeting carries on.
Whilst half the people at the meeting may well be thinking something along the lines of “what an idiot”, the meeting will normally continue with the ring tone soon becoming a distant memory.
There are certain jobs though where it really isn’t advisable to take your phone with you to work. For example, I’m not sure that a surgeon or classical musician should really have their phone with them when they’re working.
The video below shoes an interesting situation when top tennis player Caroline Wozniacki is about to serve against her opponent, the French tennis player Alize Kornet.
As a professional tennis player you need to remain focussed and concentrated at all times. Miss Wozniacki’s concentration though is broken by the ring tone of a phone belonging to none other than her opponent…
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30 years ago he joined the British subsidiary of Olympus, the Japanese camera and optical giant, as a salesman. He slowly worked his way up through the ranks of the company until last month he became the first western CEO of the Olympus group.
Unfortunately for Mr Michael Woodford his new position lasted for only 2 weeks before he was fired from his position as CEO and according to media reports was told by the Olympus board to “get a bus to the airport”.
A western CEO of a Japanese company is extremely rare and a CEO being fired after only 2 weeks is probably even rarer.
According to the Olympus board, Mr Woodford was fired for “causing problems for decision-making”.
Mr Woodford didn’t hold back from giving his version of the story and he claimed that he was fired for in effect being a high level “whistle blower”.
After his appointment as CEO he started asking questions about payments Olympus had made to financial advisers for Olympus’s acquisition of Gyrus, a British medical equipment company, for $2bn.
The interesting thing was that advisory fees of nearly $700m were paid to a Cayman Islands registered company called AXAM whose owners were not identified by Olympus.
The really interesting thing though was that the advisory fees paid were equal to nearly 33% of the total acquisition price. This figure of 33% seems a tad high when compared to the industry average for such acquisitions of between 1% and 5%.
The really, really interesting thing though was that AXAM disappeared from the trade register 3 months after receiving their final payment from Olympus.
Now, I’m not a detective but there are some fairly chunky corporate governance issues in this one and a payment of $700m to an “anonymous” Cayman Islands company which has since disappeared probably does warrant a bit of a debate to say the least.
Mr Woodford won’t be involved in those debates though as his position as CEO was abruptly ended after 2 weeks.
The Olympus share price fell nearly 50% in the days immediately after the announcements.
Olympus has denied any wrongdoing.
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Those marketing guys can be a creative bunch and the 2012 Olympics will be a great opportunity for them to show off their skills.
The Olympic organisers though are worried that some people may show off more than just their skills.
Ambush or guerrilla marketing is where companies which are not official sponsors of events such as the Olympics try to get their advertising message across without paying any sponsorship money to the organisers.
We’ve blogged elsewhere about Hugo Boss and Bavaria beer’s attempts at ambush marketing so what are the Olympic organisers worried may happen next year?
The London Olympic Games and Paralympic Games Act 2006 (the UK law in connection with the Olympic Games) is being changed to try to prevent people from using their bodies as mobile advertising boards.
At the last Olympic Games in Athens a man invaded one of the diving events with a brand name written across his bare chest.
Olympic organisers are worried that ambush marketing may go one step further and people may “streak” naked at an event with advertising slogans written across their bodies.
Whilst a naked spectator running across an Olympic event will no doubt get the press cameras clicking it’s not something that the Olympic authorities and the official sponsors would appreciate.
The change to the legislation could result in a person that undertakes guerrilla advertising at the Olympics by using advertising on his or her body being fined £20,000.
My personal view though is that this is nothing for the organisers to worry about. Given how cold the British summers are I doubt there will be many people willing to take their clothes off at the London Olympics and run as a mobile advertising board…
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